I hate it when this happens, but according to Snopes the original Michael Crowley letter isn't from him at all, but was attributed to him erroneously.
What I found interesting though, is Snopes printed the actual letter he supposedly has written as a response to the original one which is just as fascinating in light of this current business climate.
I can't figure out how to copy it from Snope and am providing the link directly back to their letter in case you're interested: http://www.snopes.com/politics/info/crowley.asp
Enjoy the read! Next up is fun fashion stuff for guys, I promise!:)